I’m the King of Jubilee Jumbles

artist Nayland Blake natters on about art and other things

Vegetable Kingdom 1 – Nayland 0…

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Today I battled the most malignantly aromatic onion I have ever experienced in my life. It was so powerful that I had to leave the kitchen twice before I could finish slicing it. Tears and snot were pouring out of my vanquished face. It made the bottle of ammonia under my sink cry. But I’ll get my revenge when the stew is finished and I consume the offender.

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Written by naylandblake

October 22, 2007 at 4:20 pm

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