Archive for February 2004
Everyone’s a drag queen these days…
I just received a piece of spam from “Brevity M. Spaciously”
For the first time in years I feel the urge to have a child just so I could name her “Brevity”.
What does the “M” stand for?
Gay Marriage Debate (in terms the persident can understand)
Pro: Gimme!
Con: No, it’s mine!
Pro: C’mon, share!
Con: No, I’m not done with it!
Pro: Please? That’s not fair!
Con: No, You’ll break it!
and so on…
An Institution, undermined…
I don’t know about you, but in the wake of this weeks events I can’t wait for the first interview with a pair of heterosexuals where one one says “Well, we were going to get married but it just seemed too, you know, gay.”
Today’s music algebra
(Kathy Lee Gifford + Poly Styrene) – Poly Styrene = Courtney Love
…for irishbeard
Victor’s Secret
ok now I get why those het guys get so worked up – but why can’t they publish more stuff like this nowadays?
UGH part 2
Last week’s cold turned into bronchitis which is what resulted in the prolonged silence. Finally was able to get to the clinic today, leaving me with two different inhalers, antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine. Hopefully this means some return to functionality tomorrow. Sorry I haven’t been in touch.