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Cut and paste your way to irrational desperation…

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Treat Heart Pig knows how to turn any occasion into a holiday. He loves to treat others even more than he loves to treat himself. He’s a real sweetheart. He loves good friends, good food, and a good old-fashioned get-together. He has a tendency to overeat but usually takes things in moderation. He get along well with everybody else because he’s always surprising them with little gifts and treats. His symbol show his wholehearted devotion to helping others live life to the fullest.

I hate Treat Heart Pig, Treat Heart Pig is probably in my house right now wiping his ass on my clean socks, cackling about how he’s made this day a holiday. Yeah a holiday from human dignity. Treat Heart Pig is a character made up on a day when all the other good character attributes were taken. If I were on the Care Bears I would take Treat Heart Pig aside and explain how if he really cared about good friends and food food, he’d sacrifice himself for a good old- fashioned get-together, like a Luau. But would he? One Look at the smug expression on his ill-favored mug should tell you the answer to that. If you love Treat Heart Pig then the Terrorists win.

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October 25, 2005 at 5:28 pm

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Everyone’s funnier….

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October 25, 2005 at 5:13 pm

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Protected: Ugh… is not enough….

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October 25, 2005 at 12:05 pm

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Since someone needed to know…

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…here’s a picture of a Narwal:

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October 23, 2005 at 9:13 pm

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Oh, for a blind item…

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naylandblake, waltzingtree, thornyc, theoctothorpe, mondragon, 42601 and badfaggot ate and then went and saw drewbearsf, beastbrisket, skullbunny and greasybiker on a screen. Then they realized that densemore, lolitasir and boymeat were in the room with them. lisavnyc mc’ed.

To the three remaining people on earth who are not on lj – what the fuck are you waiting for?

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October 21, 2005 at 6:59 pm

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Protected: Sigh….

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October 19, 2005 at 6:34 pm

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Protected: Oh no, not a meme….

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October 18, 2005 at 5:53 pm

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